February 8, 2010
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arielhatesyou:

Vampire Weekend - Ruby Soho (Originally by Rancid)

Just when I thought this band couldn’t get more annoying…

Wow, I haven’t heard rich kids in polo shirts butcher a punk cover this badly since the annual talent show at my preppy boarding school back in New England! Congratulations, VampyWeek…you outdid Grasshopper Night. •
arielhatesyou: minimalbird:theinferno:lydiadeetz:eatmypussy What do you mean you don’t love Heidi Montag?

arielhatesyou:

minimalbird:theinferno:lydiadeetz:eatmypussy

What do you mean you don’t love Heidi Montag?

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February 7, 2010
dealbreaker: You’re a Self-Proclaimed “Bad Girl” You know who was a bad girl?  Amelia Earhart.  She was the first woman to fly across the fucking Atlantic AND Pacific oceans BY HERSELF.   You know who else?  Harriet Tubman. That lady was a motherfucking SPY and risked her life to rescue a buttload of slaves.   And Rosa Parks!  She didn’t give a FUCK about segregation laws!  All you dumb bitches do is push girls in swimming pools and get your rent paid by some old-ass divorced guy in exchange for sad handjobs.  Grow some balls.

dealbreaker:

You’re a Self-Proclaimed “Bad Girl”

You know who was a bad girl?  Amelia Earhart.  She was the first woman to fly across the fucking Atlantic AND Pacific oceans BY HERSELF.   You know who else?  Harriet Tubman. That lady was a motherfucking SPY and risked her life to rescue a buttload of slaves.   And Rosa Parks!  She didn’t give a FUCK about segregation laws!  All you dumb bitches do is push girls in swimming pools and get your rent paid by some old-ass divorced guy in exchange for sad handjobs.  Grow some balls.

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This is basically everything that matters.

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February 6, 2010
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cococourtney: for my printmaking class, i have to draw 10 pictures that depict anger. this is number 1, a picture of lady gaga pissed off at taylor swift winning the grammy for album of the year. i wanted it to look kind of disney-esque. the best part of this, is that on wednesday i will have to get up in front of 20 fellow fine art majors and talk about it without laughing. wish me luck? She legitimately looks like Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty. I honestly would pay money to be in the room when this is presented. So much commentary to be made about villains and princesses!

cococourtney:

for my printmaking class, i have to draw 10 pictures that depict anger. this is number 1, a picture of lady gaga pissed off at taylor swift winning the grammy for album of the year. i wanted it to look kind of disney-esque.

the best part of this, is that on wednesday i will have to get up in front of 20 fellow fine art majors and talk about it without laughing. wish me luck?

She legitimately looks like Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty. I honestly would pay money to be in the room when this is presented. So much commentary to be made about villains and princesses!

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January 24, 2010
You Belong With Me (Rap Remix)

So…that just happened.

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November 23, 2009
I WANT TO BE IN A TAYLOR SANDWICH.

I WANT TO BE IN A TAYLOR SANDWICH.

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August 8, 2009

you fucking antichrist bitch cunt

elysiaanne:

GHETTO WHORE GOBLIN!
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August 6, 2009
derektrainwreck: i moved into my beautiful new apartment last week, and my dog dallas is with me. he wont’ stop barking at random noises. so for the past two days i’ve been chasing him around with a spray water bottle to shut him up. and apparently lindsay lohan copied me according to perez ! shit. i think when i go out tomorrow night, i’m going to incorporate my spray bottle, but fill it with vodka instead of water, good idea? This reminds me of the time Kim wanted to fill a squirt gun with vodka and carry it around, after seeing Cassie do something similar on Skins. I believe Kim’s words were “nobody’s gonna take a squirt gun away from me at da club!”

derektrainwreck:

i moved into my beautiful new apartment last week, and my dog dallas is with me. he wont’ stop barking at random noises. so for the past two days i’ve been chasing him around with a spray water bottle to shut him up. and apparently lindsay lohan copied me according to perez ! shit.

i think when i go out tomorrow night, i’m going to incorporate my spray bottle, but fill it with vodka instead of water, good idea?

This reminds me of the time Kim wanted to fill a squirt gun with vodka and carry it around, after seeing Cassie do something similar on Skins. I believe Kim’s words were “nobody’s gonna take a squirt gun away from me at da club!”

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