November 23, 2009
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

snarkiest:

The Fold has an incredible sense of humour. Im laughing so hard right now.

The Fold-Every Band in the USA (Miley Cyrus parody)

DOWNLOAD HERE: http://www.mediafire.com/?mqnyvejoxdz

hahahahahahaha loves it

I WANT TO BE IN A TAYLOR SANDWICH.

I WANT TO BE IN A TAYLOR SANDWICH.

September 29, 2009
August 8, 2009
August 6, 2009
derektrainwreck:

i moved into my beautiful new apartment last week, and my dog dallas is with me. he wont’ stop barking at random noises. so for the past two days i’ve been chasing him around with a spray water bottle to shut him up. and apparently lindsay lohan copied me according to perez ! shit.
i think when i go out tomorrow night, i’m going to incorporate my spray bottle, but fill it with vodka instead of water, good idea?

This reminds me of the time Kim wanted to fill a squirt gun with vodka and carry it around, after seeing Cassie do something similar on Skins. I believe Kim’s words were “nobody’s gonna take a squirt gun away from me at da club!”

derektrainwreck:

i moved into my beautiful new apartment last week, and my dog dallas is with me. he wont’ stop barking at random noises. so for the past two days i’ve been chasing him around with a spray water bottle to shut him up. and apparently lindsay lohan copied me according to perez ! shit.

i think when i go out tomorrow night, i’m going to incorporate my spray bottle, but fill it with vodka instead of water, good idea?

This reminds me of the time Kim wanted to fill a squirt gun with vodka and carry it around, after seeing Cassie do something similar on Skins. I believe Kim’s words were “nobody’s gonna take a squirt gun away from me at da club!”

stainedinsatin:

god i wish i was a boy.
comme des garçons homme 2009.

I do not care that I am not a boy. I will wear these.

stainedinsatin:

god i wish i was a boy.

comme des garçons homme 2009.

I do not care that I am not a boy. I will wear these.

This is currently on the fridge in my kitchen. Except Derek erased the twelfth step and wrote “go to Ruff Club” in its place. Amazing.
(P.S. I know I haven’t tumbld in a while. A lot has happened but, long story short, I’m living in a beautiful new apartment with people I love very much, I’m still looking for a job, and I’ve stopped eating meat and cheese. There are some more things that have happened but nothing you wouldn’t know already by reading my twitter or talking to me the old-fashioned way.)

This is currently on the fridge in my kitchen. Except Derek erased the twelfth step and wrote “go to Ruff Club” in its place. Amazing.

(P.S. I know I haven’t tumbld in a while. A lot has happened but, long story short, I’m living in a beautiful new apartment with people I love very much, I’m still looking for a job, and I’ve stopped eating meat and cheese. There are some more things that have happened but nothing you wouldn’t know already by reading my twitter or talking to me the old-fashioned way.)

August 3, 2009
July 27, 2009